Sunday, September 26, 2004

China Girl.. Where art THOU!

I decided to BACKDATE this post JUST so this post can have the desired Effect.

HOLY CRAP! TODAY, 26 SEPTEMBER 2004, 1400 hours. I bloody MISSED the inaugural China Formula One Grand Prix. Yes I was all geared up for the event. I cut my hair. I washed myself. I canceled all my appointments. I had Food and Drinks...and I MISSED it.

What was I doing at this time. I was taking a bloody DUMP. After months of European circuits, I totally forgot that China is in Asia....AND since I was away, I already had it in my mind to tune in at night and didn't double check. Since I do not condone suicide. YOU can Now Kill Me!

I have nothing else to say, but the results once again shows that Jenson Button is Gooood. Since I didn't see it, I can't say what went wrong but Schumi was cruising along fine since he's already the champion. I mean, though 12 placing, he still set the fastest lap time of the new circuit.

Thursday, September 23, 2004

Meow Skywalker... nuff!

I leave you with this masterpiece from them crazy people at Penny-Arcade

Meow Skywalker

Achtung!

Well I'll be off on a trip back to my hometown for the next week. So I might not be able to post. I'll try though.
I've actually been drafting quite a long rant but I'm busy packing stuff now so I think it will have to wait.
Ciao.

Humans are dumb

Well another boring day you say? Nay! Apparently there was an attempted suicide at my condo couple of days ago (apparent cause the person is still alive). I was on my way out to work when I saw the eye catching "Police" barrier surrounding part of the sheltered walkway. It looked as if the roof cumbled or something so I didn't care about it too much. So as "news" flies, the cafe lady was telling me a girl jumped from her apartment. I can't seem to find it in the newspapers though.

Anyway, I think these people are just stupid. I don't care what kind of crap your life is, suicide is about the most ridiculous course of action you can take. That's MY view, yes tell everyone, MaD thinks you're a frigging idiot if you want to commit suicide. According to the cafe lady, it was a girl (yep girl in her 20s). So what kind of earth shattering, world ending problems do you think a young woman living in a private condo can have?

To top it off, she jumped from he 5th storey apartment and landed on the roof of the sheltered walkway. Now if you do your math, thats only around a 4 storey fall. Anyone with brains will know that the chances of you dying from a 4 storey fall is slim at most unless you're diving head first. There have been news stories where children have survived 8-11 storey falls. So, if she really wanted to die, why not take the bloody elevator all the way up to the 23rd storey and jump from there. Spoilt brat probably knew she won't die and just wanted attention. BAH! Sorry, I am unable to shed a single ounce of pity for these fools.

Sunday, September 19, 2004

Avast ye Scurvvyyy Dogs!

This day be International Talk Like a Pirate Day Arrr! Neowin has a funny article taking a jab at a Microsoft press release too.
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MS Press Release:

"Here be monsters

Avast ye, scurvy knaves, beware of piracy!

September 19th in the year of our lord 2004: Ahoy there! Avast ye on Talk Like A Pirate Day!1 Those who sail aboard the good ship Microsoft have a warning for those bilge rats who make choppy the calm seas with their knavish software tricks.

Because those who try to take the piracy off the high seas and onto their PCs face a fate worse than walking the plank. For they risk cursin' their businesses and being left up a creek without a paddle. They be sinkin' too with no patches to shore up systems, and could catch something far worse than scurvy.

Captain Alex Hilton, of the good ship Microsoft, says: "A lack of swordsmanship and sailing skills will leave the landlubbers high and dry."

So, on Talk Like A Pirate Day heed this tale of woe and do not bring the pirates tricks to your PC, for here be monsters. Yaaargh!"

Saturday, September 18, 2004

.non compos mentis.

I read in a magazine today about a budding filmmaker Vintric Thng.
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"I can't 'create' when I'm busy doing something or having work full time. I need to be lazy, to decompose, rot and die internally, so to speak, so that I can create works."

I think alot of people need to do just that and sidetrack the daily grind for a while.

It's amazing what I get inspired to do after reading a book, watching a movie or listening to a song. Some Haikus (English 5-7-5) which came to my mind. Some are personal, some are just random thoughts..... enjoy...

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Chinagirl passes
By and by, A dream come true
Heavenly white musk
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There is no one on
This road travelling but I
To where I know not
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Flighty, Feeling high
Moon rises serene at night
Sleep tight my dear heart
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Much ado nothing
What about everything
Lifes many branches
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Gods and demons old
Forgotten by people new
I am hope arise
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The seasons change not
Monotonous all year round
Lost in lonely thoughts
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Caress forgotten
Far and far apart they are
Dusty companion
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Wait is ever long
Burried deep by time and age
Patience a virtue
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Define love and hate
Seas part, Earth ripped asunder
Thin line stays in place
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Heroes aplenty
Honor, Loyalty, Courage
Digital pixels

Tuesday, September 14, 2004

Milestone

Today, I wrote my first ever cheque! Don't get me wrong though. I've written cheques before but today I wrote and issued my first and very own personal cheque. I felt all wierd and shit handing that to the cashier at Kino. To think I've had 2 cheque books gathering dust for a few years. I'm all for technology and at this time and age where credit and debit cards are widely used and internet banking has boomed, paying by cheque seemed so "primitive". Ever since I activated my Internet Banking, I have actually NEVER been inside a bank in person for any of my personal transactions (bills, transfers, payments, purchases..etc) over the past 3+ years.

1. Cheques are not instant. Payment is not instant. Clearance is not instant.
2. Carrying a cheque book around is a hassle.
3. Writing out cheques is a hassle (especially on the spot payments)
4. You have to make an extra trip to the bank to cash or deposit it. (more redundancy)
5. Human mistakes (eg. typos) can cause MORE hassle for both parties when the cheque is bounced or cannot be deposited for whatever reason.

I was applying for this membership card and was suprised that I could ONLY pay by cheque, all for a measly sum of 21 dollars, which seemed ridiculous. I didn't understand why I couldn't pay with cold hard CASH since I was there in person at the store and at the cashier (No, Only the main branch accepts cash payment for the membership application....WHA???), but I played along just for the chance of devirginizing my cheque book (No, I didn't have it with me, I went back the next day). They actually issued me my temp card immediately. Which means I get to begin enjoying my membership priviledges....Immediately. DOH! Isn't that just dumb?

Monday, September 13, 2004

Great Balls of Fire

This happened quite a while ago but I just never was able to find the original news cutting to post. Well I've found it now. Here is the Annanova article and below is the cutting.

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This is something I've always been curious about. I've read about it, I've seen it on TV in some silly comedy. But I've never been convinced it actually could happen. Well I guess, I'd better watch where and when I let one rip.

Sunday, September 12, 2004

Viva Italia! Vroom Vroooom VROOOM

The Italian Grand Prix.AH! What a Great well earned Victory for Ferrari. What an awesome race, I was on the edge throughout. I think my couch would have some choice words to say to me if it could talk.

It had been raining all morning at Monza and the track was partially still wet. As the race started, I noticed almost everyone was running Dry tyres. Now, that was a suprise since dry tyres will be a very slick drive. I expected everyone to run Wet or Intermediate. Coulthard was running Wet (Right after the parade lap, he pitted for Dry though) and Barrichello Intermediate, can't remember if anyone else was. At the beginning, it looked like everyone's gamble was wrong since Barrichello zoommed away with the Intermediate tyres and all the other drivers were having trouble with the wet road. Schumacher even SPINNED out right in the second chicane, losing his front running position and rejoined the race in P15 (OH GOD! NO!!!!). I spoke too soon though since only after 4 laps, you see Barrichello's lead diminishing and Alonso catching up. Man, he had an 8 second lead up till now. So an early pit stop for him to change back to Dry tyres. Remember this is the 5th lap in a 53 lap race. Schumacher is 14th and Barrichello is 9th after the pit. Oh DAMMIT! not looking good for Ferrari.

In the lead now is Alonso with Button right behind and Montoya 3rd. The race went pretty much static then for the three leaders, Alonso pulling away abit and pitting at lap 10. This gives Button P1. He actually retains the lead all the way to lap 33 (Remember what I said last time about Button. This guy is really good and with a better car, my bet for new Champion). Pretty much run of the mill at the front of the pack with Montoya and Alonso trying to take out Button. After 30+ laps, only 3 retirements.

Lap 1, Panis. I cant really remember, The first lap beside Schumacher there were a few spins too, I guess he spinned out to the gravel or something.
Lap 13, Raikkonen had enginge trouble (again) and retired. I told you, unless he can constantly show performance like in Belgium. He's a one hit wonder. McLaren need to really polish up their car.
Lap 31, Bruni's car caught fire during refueling. I think the car was alright as the mechanics were giving a go ahead. But Bruni must have inhaled smoke or extinguisher powder and had to retire.

But the back is where the action is. Schumacher trying to catch up the best he can and constantly setting best lap and best sector times. This is where the race gets interesting. Barrichello took and retained a 4th position from about lap 16 all the way to 29 when he pitted again. A very short pitstop which saw him losing only 2 positions and rejoins Behind Schumacher. Yes, thats right. By that time, Good Ol Shumi has fought all the way back to 5th Spot.

Lap 30. P1- Button, P2- Alonso, P3- Montoya, P4- Sato, P5- Schumi, P6-Barrichello.

Lap 33. Alonso, Montoya and Sato Pit together. They also come back out in the same sequence. SO, that means Schumi and Barrichello are now in 2nd and 3rd spot. Button pits at lap 34 and Shumi is now race leader and for the next two laps he sets fastest Lap and fastest Sector times again. Whoop! Did I say this was exciting or what.

Lap 37, Schumi pits. He rejoins the race at P5 right behind Sato, but Immediately overtakes him through the first chicane. So we now have Schumi at 4th. Barrichello has been given a big chance and now has the lead. Only around 3 seconds seperate the 2-5th place and that's where the action is at the moment.

Lap 41, OOH! Alonso spins out at the second chicane. His back tyres are in the gravel and his car cannot move. The track maintenance guys are at the scene and we can see Alonso motioning for them to give his car a little push as he still can rejoin the race. But we see the guy keep shaking his hands. Alonso gets out of the car and storms away. We actually see him kicking the gravel in fustration. Now this is perfectly understandable. It's seemed more to me that the "Italian" crew were just a tad unhelpful there. Tough. I feel really bad for Alonso. He had such a great race. This gives Schumi 3rd place while Button takes 2nd.

We see Barrichello setting fastest lap now and he is trying to create a gap for his last pitstop.. Aaand he Makes it. Lap 42, he pits with a 22 second lead and comes out back in P1. At the very same time Schumi overtakes Button in the first chicane. Ladies and Gentlemen, LAP 43. Ferrari 1-2. Only 10 more laps to go. WHooo Hooo!

Everyone is pushing hard. Now THIS is Racing. After overtaking Button in the 1st chicane, Schumi ran wide in the 2nd chicane and had his rear left eat into the gravel. My heart kinda lurched, I thought NO! Not Now! NO!. Luckily he steadied the car and apparently no major damage. He didn't lose the position too.

Now this is where it gets interesting. 9 more laps. Ferrari 1-2, but Barrichello is in the lead with around 3 secs. What I got was a great race to the finish with Schumi pushing Barrichello hard closing the gap to less than a second. Here is the dillema. Should Schumi fight to the end, overtake Barrichello and take the win or let his teammate take the victory? Ferrari has already secured the Constructors title. Schumi has already won the Drivers title. It's not about points anymore, just pure racing. There were back-markers by the last 2 laps which slowed down the pace, but I don't think Schumi would have rained on his teamamtes parade. It would also be very un-sportsmanship. He did however pushed Barrichello all the way to the end making him "earn" the victory. This was why it was so great to watch.

Regardless of Schumacher or even Barrichello's skill. How Ferrari manages to plan effective strategies is amazing. To have two different strategies for both cars and the need to adapt both in a race to suit the particular driver AND give him an advantage is just.. well... amazing . When a race is stagnant, it's usually the pit stop strategies that make the difference. Ferrari not only pulled 1, but 2 hat tricks this race from a disastrous start. AMEN!

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To top off my night. I played a few rounds of CS with my friend. So happens our server was on cs_italy. Now what are the odds of that. We had a good game too, played through 2 maps and practically owned. Now I'm old, I don't play competitive much anymore and pub servers are just filled with kids. To actually play a 2v2, 2v3 tactical games was so refreshing. To be called a Cheater by 3 different people in 1 hour was icing on my already good night.

Saturday, September 11, 2004

1,001 Ways to Eat My Jizz, Part 3: Biscuits and Gravy Edition

Who could resist with a title like that

You've seen the movie Drumline. Here's the real deal. I stumbled over it by accident. But there is a whole archive with videos of real drumlines and Awesome drummers.

Ever since Sweet Child of Mine. I have been constantly having dreams. That is wierd as you might have remembered me saying that I seldom dream at all much less every night. Now, I do not remember most of them, But since I woke up not too long ago. I still remember patches of last nights and had to write it down fast since it's the freakiest of the lot.

First thing I remember is being in a car on my way Out of Singapore. Got stopped at the immigration and for some reason I was not allowed to leave (Now I'm not Singaporean so I didn't understand why they wouldn't let me leave). After what seems like an age, my friends leave and I had to follow the immigration officer to this large building to clarify the situation. (Here, the dream gets hazy) The next thing I remember is that I followed the officer to a corridor which turned into a scene from "Tron". Complete with the lights and Disc weapon. Seemed to be a training course of such and I was busting sentry guns with the disc. At the end of the course, I'm back in reality with the immigration officer which has now turned into a hot chick. We get on the elevator up to the management floor. Half way through something happens, I am not really sure how the lift stops or how we got out of the lift but I remember the "hot chick previously known as immigration officer" told me that her office is a few floors up. Now there are zombies walking around and I seem to have a acquired a revolver. (Not the super fast zombies from the new Dawn of the Dead movie mind you. These are the decaying undead with slow, relentless and inexorable movements. These slow types are 100 times more scary). We're creeping up the stairs when I get mano-a-mano with the zombie. Now I cannot for the sake of god remember details, but I remember that zombie used to be someone I know and it was creeping me out. That's when I woke up. Wonder what it all means. Hmm, great start to a Saturday.

Boong-Ga, Boong-Ga. OOOH! I can't wait for this to appear in the local arcades.

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Friday, September 10, 2004

Rejoice!

I told you to look at this spot for good news. Well Good News has arrived. I've been offered the job I have been talking about. Pay's entry level, but since I'm more or less jumping career paths (I'm moving to writing and a little journalism), I expected it to be so. I'll be starting 2nd Oct. You might start seeing my name pop up here and there.

W00T! Warm Bubbly Feeling!

Wednesday, September 08, 2004

Reading 101

After hundreds of dollars and 2 shelves full, I've noticed a trend regarding book authors. English(European) authors are better, fresher and more imaginative and American authors. When I started serious reading, naturally I started with famous titles or stories I am familiar with (Lord of the Rings, Wheel of Time cause I liked the game and was interested in the story). The first ever "novel" length book I read was called Jack the Giant Killer by Charles de Lint (Netherlands. Mental note : find other books by this guy to browse). It's a warped tale based upon the childrens Jack and the Beanstalk story. However, "Jack" this time is a female, and the story is much, much darker.

Now after I've read all my "famous" books, I started looking at less known authors. I have in the past made the mistake of buy a whole series from an author (Dennis L. McKiernan : American) on an impulse. I thought I could binge read for a month or so. Turns out that the reason he isn't a "bestseller" is because he isn't really that good. Ironically though, one of my favourite books is by that same author. So some good came out of it in the end. I've learnt my lesson and am now much more caution when I feel the urge to just buy. Nowadays, if I see something that catches my attention, I go look for as many sources and reviews as possible before deciding to buy it. Which then comes to the main topic. I have so far not been let down by English authors on books I've bought through the same impulse purchases. Neil Gaiman, Lian Hearn, James Barclay to name some. Not to say American authors aren't good, but their stories are more "conventional" for the lack of a better word.

Where would you find a Snow White story where Snow White is the villian? An American author would have written a hundred versions of Snow White set in different times/eras/place/settings. But Snow White would always be the poor unfortunate damsel in distress with a happy ending finding her "prince" and getting rid of the evil "queen". Leave it to an English author to warp the story into the twilight zone.

Why am I ranting on this? I was at the bookstore today and I saw this book in the "New Arrivals" section. Jonathan Strange & Mr. Norrell by Susanna Clarke (Another unknown English author). My eyes immediately trained on the stack of Black and White covered books (I haven't decided which I favour more). They're both the same and I would have bought it on the spot if it didn't cost 40 dollars. It wasn't even hard cover, it's one of those large soft cover versions. Guess I'll have to hunt around for a mass paperback editions or wait or just give in. I have a feeling it's going to be a very good book.

What? Me? NO!!!!







Tuesday, September 07, 2004

Tell your girlfriend it's art

I'm not an artistic person. I can't draw, I can't paint, I cant design. I'd probably draw an ugly stick man. So I am totally at awe with people who are good at it. I do however have preferences. I had recently walked around Takashimaya and saw an art gallery by some french guy. Now, the pieces of junk inside is NOT what I consider art, especially pieces that were going for 10K and above. I read a book once (I think it was online) and the protagonist described himself as an intellectual. He also developed his own art method where, Quote "Artists have been throwing paint at canvases and calling it art. I have decided to throw the canvas at the paint"

I like smooth clean lines, sharp contrast, minimalist.
I do Not like crowded scenes, clashing colors, distractions all around, pointless abstract shit.

Which is why I seem to like Most Anime, B&W or Sepia photography, digital art and thinking about it, It's also why I love the night. I troll the net for graphics and pictures. Usually I browse through deviantART for my fix and I recently stumbled onto something really cool.

Pin-Up Toons.

It's late and I'm tired so I'll let the site speak for itself. Yes I'm tired. It's funny though, I am usually a night owl. I tried playing CS a while just now with my disease buddies, but my damned ISP kept bugging out on me and I just wasn't in the mood. I just feel drained today. I think it's the backlash from having too much time being unemployed for the past two months to the total hectic environment of my current job. I blink an eye, it's 6:15pm and my colleagues are asking if I'm going home. If I was you I'd watch this space for some good news VERY Soon. Anyway,That's another story for another time, I'm poofed.

Sunday, September 05, 2004

The Weekend!

The weekend was pretty bland. Since I now have to work alternate Saturdays, It was also pretty short. I finished Splinter Cell :Pandora Tomorrow. I gotta say the Spinter Cell games are damned cool. The Covert Ops Counter-Terrorist gameplay and plotline is very immersive. I really liked the line in the game where someone said my character "is the unknown author of most world changing events". Can't wait for the 3rd installment, more great gameplay and music. Supposedly some guy from Ninja Tune is going to make the soundtrack for it. Speaking of game soundtracks, I actually like Max Payne 2 theme song a whole lot. Sometimes, I sit in the dark and put it on repeat.

My flat-mate had a BBQ last night down the pits at my place. Him and his colleagues. Well, that was a pleasant event since I was allowed to tag along for a free meal. It was a non-alcoholic kinda party so it was mostly sit, eat and look around. I made some idle chatter and ate a whole lotta chicken wings, though the food pales in comparison to the "Food Fests" I host where the food is prepared by this guy. There was this cute girl there (21 - young and innocent - so she claims) whos face resembles a rodent (mouse). Well at least there was some eye candy while I ate my fill.

Today I managed to sneak a peak at the 'so called' International Beer & Wine Fair at Raffles City shopping center. It was at the ground floor setup in a circle. The cashier counter was placed in the middle and the vendors arranged around it. It was a dismal affair, 10 minutes and you'd have seen everything.. There weren't many vendors to start with. There was also only 1 beer vendor of note, Erdinger (I was tempted to buy this as they were offering this really cool Mug if you buy 4 packs. But $120+ for a mug.. No Way!). Since this was supposed to be an "International" fair, I would thought to see more exotic beers, NOT the usual Tiger or Carlsberg you can get anywhere off the street.

I did however, find a gem. It's a alcoholic sparkling apple cider drink (thats a mouthful) called Sydney Cider. I've never actually seen this on the shelves (although it's maybe I don't really look hard at these kind of drinks). But, apparently it's quite new. You can get it in Cold Storage and I think 7-11s. So what drew me to this drink at an obscure corner displayed beside Japanese sake? They have a "new" ad campaign called "lose your head" with pretty neat posters. The enthusiastic sales person was telling me they use juice apples and not cider apples (apparently there is a difference between the apples we buy to eat and the ones used to ferment into cider) so it isnt sout or tangy. They also use champgne yeast for fermenting (I Google'd it and clicked on the first link I saw and apparently there are different types of yeast) which gives it the "bubbly" feel. So I tried it out. True to his word, it was sweet and light. When I say "light", I meant it's virtually non-existant alcohol taste and smell. I think casual drinkers won't even notice it and this makes it a great social drink. Beware though, it actually packs quite a punch with 7% acl (that's more than your average draft beer). Innocently swilling a few bottles can get you to that happy place real quick.

The kind salesman also gave me some coasters with their funky ad campaign prints I talked about and a little pamphlet with some cocktail recipies (Their website has more). Most of them involve vodka and this intrigued me more since I'm partial to vodka. Grabed 2 packs back home to try. Another thing, It doesn't seem to freeze either. I've had this bottle in the freezer for 4 hours. Drink it right out the freezer.... Awesome! Great find I must say, and cocktails aside, it makes a good general mixer too. Forget Coke, Sprite or 7up. Liquor + Sydney Cider = Highway to Happy Place.

Hmm! Looks like the weekend wasn't so bland after all.

EDIT : Apparently it DOES Freeze up sooner or later, So don't leave your Sydney Cider in the freezer overnight.

Thursday, September 02, 2004

Revelation 1:87

Tonight I found out two things. Both are connected to me through my CS gaming circle in the Past and Present

Present - Dan has openly shown me how gay he really is. (Link will not be provided as to protect the owner)
Past - A little bird told me a plague has resurfaced. Though I knew about it beforehand, I didn't know there already is an infection. The "old" wankers are back and with them, [disease]

Sweet Child of Mine

I had one of those quasi-beautiful dreams last night. I am not a dreamer. I usually sleep through. The few times which I dream. I usually forget it entirely. There are some dreams however, which I vividly remember a part of it and It usually makes an impression on me.

I don't remember how it started, I don't remember where it end. But what I remember prompted the following :

Darkness gathered around the drowning light
Flushing the world into serene twilight
He stood or sat or jumped the bat
9 moons were seen in sky jet black

Shining surreal in a world of blur
Their beams shone not on the cat that purred
He woke or slept or shot the jack
9 moons were gone in the sky jet black

Who knows the burden acquired at dawn
Who knows the loss remembered at dusk
Who knows the bridge he chose to burn
9 moons were lost and wisdom returned

A journey begins in sable night
to find the end in scamper and flight
He stopped or started or cried himself apart
He saw and hugged and knew his heart
The river AiƓn runs eternal lasting
9 moons but a reflection passing

9 moons were seen in sky jet black, Oh! Sweet Child of Mine.